I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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