ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
we're making bets on your personal life
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
