I feel great
I just peed on a car
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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