Plan B is the new Plan A
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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