I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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