So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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