david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
So. Much. Porn.
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