The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize