my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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