Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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