i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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