Grow some girl-balls and come out already
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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