We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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