So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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