First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.