Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.