just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.