also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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