I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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