8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
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There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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