I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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