was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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