great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
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My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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