theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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