im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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