Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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