Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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