Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
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If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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