so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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