We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize