I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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