Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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