dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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