Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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