yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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