i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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