Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
30 People Reveal The Moment They Realized: ‘Oh Sh*t, I’m An A**hole’
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
