im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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