I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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