I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Fuck me I smell like cheese
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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