how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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