No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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