She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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