Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
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Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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