I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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