A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
there's paper in my vomit.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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