To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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