all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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