Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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