i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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