pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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