Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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