if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
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I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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